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"The English Patient" is the 151st episode of the NBC sitcom ''Seinfeld''. It was the 17th episode for the eighth season and aired on March 13, 1997. ''The English Patient'', central to Elaine's storyline in this episode, won Best Picture at the 69th Academy Awards. ==Plot== At Monk's Café, a beautiful woman, Danielle (Chelsea Noble), mistakes George for her boyfriend Neil, a man who she claims looks just like him, except that George is taller and looks more fit. This intrigues George—he is flattered by Danielle, but he really wants to meet Neil. Elaine and her date, Blaine (Todd Jeffries), are in a line to watch a movie. She wants to see a comedy called ''Sack Lunch''; he wants to see ''The English Patient''. When the former is sold out, they see the latter. The conversation among Elaine, Blaine, and some of her friends after seeing the movie has been cited often, as has the "''just die!''" dialogue quoted below. :ELAINE: (very dissatisfied) Why is everyone talking about "''The English Patient'', it's so romantic"? (vehement) God, that movie stunk! BLAINE: I kinda liked it. ELAINE: (firm) No you didn't. (the exit emerge several of Elaine's friends, who hurry over to see her. They're all holding tissues. ) CAROL: Elaine, Elaine, did you just see ''The English Patient''? GAIL: (tearful) Didn't you love it? ELAINE: No! LISA: How could you not love that movie? ELAINE: How about, it sucked? Jerry is going to Florida to help his parents move out of their Del Boca Vista condominium. Kramer asks him to pick up some "Cubans" for him and gives him a pale blue T-shirt that says "#1 Dad." When Jerry gets to Florida, his father Morty finds the "#1 Dad" T-shirt and proudly wears it despite its small size: :MORTY: Son, this is the most wonderful and thoughtful thing you've ever done for me. JERRY: You know, I bought you a Cadillac. Twice. At the Del Boca Vista exercise room, Jerry meets Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges), an 80-year-old man who cannot stand to lose any competition or dare (though he is not quite as bad as the Man from the South). Izzy promptly challenges Jerry to a weightlifting competition ("It's go time!"), but throws out his back. When Jerry and Morty go to visit him at his bedside to apologize, Izzy wants to compete with Morty over being the best dad after seeing the "#1 Dad shirt" and throws his back out again. George becomes obsessed with meeting Neil to the point that he misses possible opportunities to date Danielle. Jerry returns to New York, where Izzy Mandelbaum has come to see a back specialist. Kramer's Cubans arrive, but they are people, not cigars. (Kramer knew they would be people; Jerry didn't.) Unfortunately for Kramer's latest get-rich-quick scheme, the "Cubans" are really Dominicans who are trying to pass as Cuban cigar rollers; his plan to involve investors in making Cuban-quality made-in-America cigars therefore fails. Elaine's dislike for ''The English Patient'' alienates her from everyone. Not wishing to upset J. Peterman, she claims not to have seen the film. Her plan backfires, however, when he immediately takes steps to correct the situation by dropping everything and taking Elaine to see it. While watching the movie with him, she becomes increasingly rude to the audience members by playing with her popcorn, sighing heavily, clutching her head, and shifting melodramatically in her seat until she finally can't stand it anymore. :PETERMAN: Elaine, I hope you're watching the clothes, because I can't take my eyes off the passion. ELAINE: (quiet vehemence) Oh. No. I can't do this any more. I can't. It's too long. (to the screen) Quit telling your stupid story, about the stupid desert, and just die already! Die!! CROWD: Shh! PETERMAN: (surprised) Elaine, you don't like the movie? ELAINE: (shouts) I HATE IT!!! CROWD: Shh! ELAINE: (shouts) OH, GO TO HELL!!! PETERMAN: (quietly) Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? You're fired. ELAINE: (grabbing her bag and coat) Great. I'll wait for you outside.〔 In order to save her job, she agrees with Peterman's order that she take a trip to Tunisia (the filming location of ''The English Patient''), where she must live in a cave. Kramer fears that his unemployed Dominicans, whom he educated about communism, are planning to revolt. Jerry meets Izzy Mandelbaum at the hospital and both his son, Izzy Mandelbaum Jr, and his father, show up, both of whom are as fiercely competitive and old as Izzy; they also injure their backs while trying to lift the hospital's TV set. The Mandelbaums unfairly declare that Jerry has now put them all out of work by forcing them into the hospital and that their Magic Pan restaurant franchise will fail. Jerry therefore finds work for Kramer's "Cubans" at Izzy's restaurant, rolling crêpes. The Dominicans, however, roll the crêpes too tightly, causing the filling to spray out and burn the customers. George finally meets Neil in a hospital, after Neil was burned by a crêpe. Somewhat like the English patient, Neil's face is heavily bandaged, so that George never does see what he looks like. When George flourishes a door key and asks Danielle to move in with him, she chooses Neil instead of him: "George, I can't move in with you. I'm sorry, but I'm taking Neil to a clinic in England."〔 When she leaves the room, Neil whispers to George through his bandages, "I win."〔 However, George gets the last laugh by pulling out his intravenous line. During the end credits, Elaine's plane to Tunisia is about to play the movie ''Sack Lunch'', but is hijacked by the angry Dominicans, who are all wearing pale blue "#1 Dad" T-shirts. Guillermo yells, "Everyone stay in your seats. And shut that movie off!" - much to Elaine's dismay. 抄文引用元・出典: フリー百科事典『 ウィキペディア（Wikipedia）』 ■ウィキペディアで「The English Patient (Seinfeld)」の詳細全文を読む スポンサード リンク
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